What's the funniest thing you've ever heard someone say in their sleep?

You know, my husband says a whole bunch of crap when he sleeps. Tons of it is hilarious, but since you asked the question, I couldn't think of anything. Go figure. He does talk a lot though and he snores and we've had whole conversations, in debth ones too, while he was in a deep sleep. Sorta funny too, espcially since he doesn't remember a thing about it in the morning.